… how many steps I’ve taken around the baby’s bedroom trying to get him to nap. Are you recording these, watch? 

… if worrying burns calories. 

… if fort-making is a marketable skill. 

… if the running I’m doing actually cancels out the consumption of approximately 19 cakes I’ve made since the shelter-in-place order went into effect. 

… if anything I come up with in the middle of the night should actually be posted to the blog in the future. 

… how much coffee is too much coffee. 

… if the older one is hearing “no” too much. 

… also if I’m indulging the older one too much. Can it be both? Which one makes me feel guiltier? 

… if I’m gaining weight just looking at the cake in my fridge. 

… if my kids are feeling as dumb as I feel with these cartoons on all the time. Cars 2 is not a feat of cinema… 

… how I managed to gain 4 pounds in a day.

… how long until my kids can play with each other so I don’t have to entertain them separately.

… if I’ll be able to go back to being a normal, social person once social distancing ends. Do I know how to talk to a person face to face anymore? 

… how many “practice cakes” I can make before someone calls me out on it. 

… if I talked about cake too much in this post.